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Watch Some Awesome Flapper Films of the Roaring Twenties:

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-1923:

-1924:

-1925:

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-1929:

BTW: This list is pretty good for last minute costume Ideas ;)

Flirting, Flapper Style

Step One: The Initiation

  1. Its about 10:00 pm, an your at ya local Gin Mill after tellin ya friends somethin about seein a man, or a dog, or somethin! but it don matta, cause your here ta get goofy with that sheik ova there. And oh boy, is he lookin at you, and how!
  2. Well, that’s all nifty and nice, but ya want him ova here now! So ya cross ya gams, maybe let em see tha goods, and if he’s lucky he’ll come on over to see the other knee.

Step Two: The Conversation

  1. Sa now he’s waddlin ova here, oh damn. He looks spifflicated close-to. Ah well, he’ll have to do.

Sap - “Hiya Doll, how ya doin?”

Flap - “Just dandy, ya bimbo. Um, I see I don’t have to ask you…”

Sap - “Ha Ha! Baby ya sure know how ta beat ya gums!”

Flap - “Hon, I ain’t half started. But tell me, did ya ever go ta school?”

Sap - “Why, course I did! What do I look like? some palooka!”

Flap - “Calm down big boy, I aint no high hat. And did ya ever take Anatomy?”

Sap - “Well tomato, I don’t see where ya goin with this but yes, i did.”

Flap - “On the Level?”

Sap - “Fare an Square!”

Flap - “Well then, Fly Boy, if ya knew ya onions like ya aughta then you’d know my head is above the waist”

Sap - “Ha Ha! Now Im on the Trolly! Hey Ducky, what do ya say we go an get a wiggle?”

Flap - “Come on ya Rag a Muffin! Ya read my mind!”

Step Three: The Mating Dance

  1. Ya sail on ta the floor, the sap follows. Ya can feel the jazz flowin through ya gams as ya hoof around the floor.
  2. Suddenly the owl stops and a swanky young egg cuts in. He leans in close an ya start ta bunny hug.

Flap - ”Jeez boy! You work fast!”

Bird - “Say listen, I’m from the police, there’s gonna be a raid here in about ten or so minutes”

Flap - “You’re Ziggy!”

Bird - “Na, I’m on the level. See I like ya, that’s why Im givin ya fare warnin.”

Flap - “Oh, is that so? Well ya can go lay an egg.”

Bird - “Well, aren’t you sweet. Say, lets go get breakfast, I’ll pay.”

Flap - “Now ya speak my language! We’ll have breakfast at one, and who knows what by two!”

Coppas - “Freeze! Nobody move! This here is a raid!”

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases 
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels! 
That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
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Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Clara Bow in the words of her “Wonderful Fan Friends”:

“This girl is the real thing! Someone to stir every pulse in the nation”

-F. Scott Fitzgerald (Writer/Clara Bow fan)

“‘it’, hell! She had those

-Dorothy Parker (New York Wit/Clara Bow fan)

“All speed, no control; Clara just naturally tops herself”

-Frank Tuttle (Director)

“I liked Clara. A very warm, sweet, generous girl. What great potential! But she wasn’t a finisher. Her mind was like a sponge, but she didn’t have the concentration or ability to see it through. She was quite ingenuous. People would go into shock over her salty language.”

-Colleen Moore (Actress/Costar)

“She had a temperament like a great violin; touch her and she answered with genius”

-Victor Flemming (Director/lover)

“She really wanted it, she was genuine. Everything she did was natural”

-Baby Peggy (Child-Star/Costar)

“Clara was an untamed little minx”

-Esther Ralston (Actress/Costar)

“I was ten years old when I saw wings, and like every other man in America, I fell in love with Clara Bow”

-A.C. Lyles (Paramount Producer/Clara Bow fan)

“She’s Brilliant”

-Gary Cooper (Costar/Lover)

“The whole thing was emotional with Clara. She understood the emotional concept of each scene. Everything she did was so good, so right. She was like a dancing flame on the screen”

-Dorothy Arzner (first female director)

“I loved her! She was so generous, no snootiness or anything. She was wonderful to me”

-Jean Arthur (Actress/Costar)

“On the screen, she was bigger than Garbo, bigger than anybody, but off the screen she disappeared like an over-exposed negative. She was only the image she created for her self.”

-Louise Brooks (Actress)

“she was the most intense person, of any emotion, I have ever known”

-Jean Harlow (Actress/Costar)

“She danced even when her feet weren’t moving. Some part of her was always in motion, if only her great, rolling eyes. It was an elemental magnetism, an animal vitality, that made her the center of attraction in any company. Clara Bow was more than a mere movie star. She marked an era.”

-Adolph Zukor (Producer/Clara Bow fan)

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